Thursday, January 21, 2010

The Null Process

If you've spent any time around a PC, at some point you've come across the Task Manager. The Task Manager tells you what processes are running on your computer.



You will probably also have noticed a process called the "System Idle Process" which seems to take up an inordinate amount of processing cycles.  The truth is, most modern computers and operating systems *have* to be doing something all the time.  When they have nothing to do, they do the "System Idle Process".

Your brain is pretty much the same.  I call it the 'null process'.  When you are not thinking or processing the task at hand, your brain reverts to the null process.  If you were to come by office at around 4:30 in the afternoon, and I'm staring at my desk with a line of spit running from my chin to the keyboard, that would be the null process in action. 

Everyone has different null processes and in all likelihood they have changed over time.  At age 12 my null process changed from thinking about cartoons, comics, and Star Wars to thinking about other things that occupy a young man's mind...




Actually from age 12 to 25, thinking of vaginas and related accessories (butts, boobs, etc) was pretty much a foreground process the whole time.  At 25, I married my favorite vagi...errr...Linda and the null processes started to lean towards family and career.  How do we get ahead?  Is this the right move?  Should we have kids?  Should we have more kids?  How do we make more money?  Getting started is pretty tough, so the majority of the early years were directed toward my career.



Then, around 35, after establishing myself in my career, I started to realize that we were not only supposed to raise kids, we were supposed to raise 'good' kids.  That required a shift in priorities and my null processes started to flip-flop




and, I think you know where this is going.  On Decemeber 13, 2007,  my process table changed forever



and that's how it stayed for all of 2008. When all you do 24x7 is think about cancer, your mind tends to take you to some pretty dark places.  What's worse, at least in my case, is there was no outlet.  As the caregiver, I couldn't very well burden the caregivee with what I was dealing with.  That's when I started writing about it.  Sure I was still thinking about it *all* the time, but instead of letting my null process take me to those places where my fears and insecurities live,  I instead focused on telling our story and hopefully injecting some much needed humor along the way.

I think 2009 was our way of coping with 2008.  Our stated goal for 2009 was to have as much fun as possible and to make up for 2008.  We surely did, and I have the scars to prove it!  Subconsciously, or maybe consciously, I believe the unstated goal was to keep the null process at bay.  If you are busy doing other stuff, the null process never gets a chance to run.  When the cancer came back in July, we really overclocked ourselves, far beyond the manufacturer's (and definitely the credit card company's) recommended settings.  It really was all cancer, all fun, all the time.




and then, just this past weekend, an interesting thing happened.



It wasn't a huge event, but enough so that I noticed.  I think that is a pretty healthy sign.

My stated goal for 2010 is to devote some active and null processes to my career, which has definitely been a background process for the past 2 years.  Thankfully, I have had more support from my company than anyone could ask for.  2010 calls for a healthy mix of family, fun and career, and who knows, if I play my cards right...





Friday, January 15, 2010

Breast Reconstruction with Implants

I found this video on Youtube which is similar to Linda's phase II procedure

Post-op update

The procedure was a complete success.  The operation was about 1.5 hours long and after 24 hours, Linda is already off her pain meds and puttering around the house.  Incredible!



Thanks for all the words of encouragement.  As you can see in this pre-op photo from yesterday, with her great attitude, it is easy for me to support her in this journey.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Boobaliscious

Tomorrow is a big day.

Surgically speaking, compared to the mastectomy, this will be a walk in the park.  It is an outpatient procedure and Linda will be home tomorrow evening.  Recovery is measured in days, as opposed to weeks.

Psychologically speaking, tomorrow is a pretty big milestone and a very important part of Linda's healing, and mine too.  Of course she knows I'd love her if she had no boobs or 3 boobs, but having the twins back (even if they are adopted) is a big deal.

Wish us luck!

(I hope this goes without saying, but I'm going to say it anyways.  Linda and I tackle most things in life with a smile and a sense of humor.  It helps accentuate the highs and take the edge off the lows.  I can't imagine doing it any other way.  Please don't interpret my sometimes off-color posts as anything less than complete respect for those women and families that have walked in our shoes)