Sunday, May 16, 2010

It's All Relative

Linda: Daddy can install the light fixture when we get home.
Daughter: But Daddy cut his finger on the hedge trimmer.  He's laying down.
Linda: I just had my nipples sewn on and I was doing laundry the next day.  He can suck it up.

How can I argue with that?  I can never be sick again....*sigh*


2 comments:

Jude said...

HAHAHAHA!!!! Linda cracks me up!

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