Monday, November 23, 2009

A Day In The Life

Telemarketer:  Ma'am, I'm calling you today to raise money to help pay for mammograms for women who can't afford them.

Linda:  Yes, I donated $xxx.00 a few months back and since then, you've called me *every* week for another donation.

Telemarketer:  Yes ma'am.  We have 3 levels of donations.  $200, $100 and $75.  How much can we count on you for today ma'am?

Linda:  I donated my 2 boobs to breast cancer.  Is that not enough?

Telemarketer:  *silence* about $50?

Linda:  Put me on your DO NOT CALL list!

Telemarketer:  *click*

1 comment:

Jude said...

It makes you wonder if some people *really* listen to the other side of conversations doesn't it? Good gawd!!