Telemarketer: Ma'am, I'm calling you today to raise money to help pay for mammograms for women who can't afford them.
Linda: Yes, I donated $xxx.00 a few months back and since then, you've called me *every* week for another donation.
Telemarketer: Yes ma'am. We have 3 levels of donations. $200, $100 and $75. How much can we count on you for today ma'am?
Linda: I donated my 2 boobs to breast cancer. Is that not enough?
Telemarketer: *silence*...how about $50?
Linda: Put me on your DO NOT CALL list!